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| Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 | | 12:20 am |
| | Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003 | | 4:45 am |
I love my computer (from Astian)
I love my computer You make me feel alright Every waking hour And every lonely night I love my computer For all you give to me Predictable errors and no identity And it's never been quite so easy I've never been quite so happy All I need to do is click on you And we'll be joined In the most soul - less way And we'll never Ever ruin each other's day Cuz when I'm through I just click And you just go away I love my computer You're always in the mood I get turned on When I turn on you I love my computer You never ask for more You can be a princess Or you can be my whore And it's never been quite so easy I've never been quite so happy The world outside is so big But it's safe in my domain Because to you I'm just a number And a clever screen name All I need to do is click on you And we'll be together for eternity And no one is ever gonna take my love From me because I've got security, Her password and a key | | Sunday, December 21st, 2003 | | 5:19 pm |
ATTN: Me
Why did I wake up so damn late? I went to bed at 2:00 AM, and I woke up at like 4:00 PM. This is just silly. I think I am going to spend this sunday doing nothing. Yeah, that sounds good. | | Friday, December 19th, 2003 | | 8:47 am |
whine whine whine
There is entirely too much of that going on lately. (08:46:48) Lobotomy Bob: im going to whine about that in my live journal (08:47:20) thissubbacultcha: dear diary (08:47:24) thissubbacultcha: i got owned on aim today (08:47:42) thissubbacultcha: im gonna update my profile with a scathing insult for the transgressor (08:47:44) thissubbacultcha: thatll show him (08:47:46) thissubbacultcha: love (08:47:48) thissubbacultcha: bob hes a tremendous faggot when in Rome... | | Thursday, December 18th, 2003 | | 7:27 pm |
wilbur horsehead mcgillicutty
so i'm walking down the street and this old man stumbles up to me all dressed in these old oily rags and little rusted bits of armor and asks me if i know the way to the holy grail - i says to him i says, look man, i'm just as down with eternal youth as the next guy but if movies have taught me anything it's don't fuck with holy relics guarded by 700 year old knights that watch real calm like as nazi scientists are dissolved to piles of screaming dust at their feet - i mean sure the nazis might have been nasty guys and all, but do they really deserve to get hacked apart by hidden bladetraps just 'cause some protoplasmic patriarch breaths on 'em and they don't know to duck? maybe they were nice naxis, and were just doin it so they could provide for old granny back home, not to mention the wife and kids. i read somewhere that good nazis go to valhalla, along with good subgenii, but what about the ones who didn't really care? never meant anyone any harm, but not especially down with all that wagnerian reichland crap, just tryin to get by.. don't think they'd get along with the big horned bierdy guys too well, but that's all just a steriotype anyway, i'm sure there were timid vikings, dissifected rampaging hoardsmen, all the lootin and rapin and drinkin and pilligan, it was all well and good, but they just couldn't escape the feeling that there must be something MORE... and then they get their head cracked in half by some monk just back from a mission in the far east, bearing rare spices and silks and new vaguely heathenish killing methods. probably those bastards never left the bloody country, though - couldn't get their shit together most of the time, too busy trying to put down those pesky pesant rebellions that kept poppin up 'cause they didn't give the buggers any food.. still haven't really figured that one out. when they finally got the courage to poke their little poxey noses out of the mudsmeared stick hovel that was western europe they just sent out a bunch of drunken social deviants with vague orders to conquor the holy land and bring back the head of jhon the baptist or something like that and off they went, got their asses kicked pounded and stumbled back with nothing to show for it but 'Jerusalem 1099' tatoos and a bit of loot from when they accidently sacked the biggest christian city of the age 'cause they couldn't figure out how to read a fuckin' map... eh, gotta give the fuckers a little credit, at least they tried. and no matter how badly raped they got, managet to fuck things up pretty irrivercably over there in the east so now we've got a pretty much enixhoustable source of foaming unchristly towlhead bloodshot axis of evil pyromaniacs for allah to fling out divine wrath at! Speaking of which, i was walking into lil' chef tonight and i see these four cops through the window - i just glance at them but at that very moment they ALL turn to look straight at me, all exactly at the same time like they're responding to some buzzing in their microchips from the satellite master in the sky - mother fuckers trained in esp or what, maybe that's why they don't want cops to be too intelligent, so thir powers won't be so strong that they'll be able to re-write their programming with inhuman telecyberkenetic skill and be released upon mankind as a night unstoppable force for justice and cream filling. seriously, i was reading about this guy who was kept off the force 'cause he was too smart. thought he'd figure out their game... i wonder if they give you a brand new test there, so you'd be able to fake it and become and agent on the inside, or if they use some standard nerve-twitch-response evaluation that's administered to every infant born in the united stats in immense subterranian chambers specially sanctified by the lords of deep and inhabited only by a stooped race of quasihuman eyeless molemen. probbaly the fuckin moles, or boles, or bob dole, or all three. jesus christ man, what time is it??? | | Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 | | 4:52 pm |
Wow
The somethingawful forums remain down. This is certainly something. I am bored stiff. I am not entirely sure as to what is going on this evening, but it certainly isnt anything worth my time. Perhaps Ill make a tin foil hat, thats something Ive never done, and it might be entertaining for a lark. Untill then I will entertain me with the front page. | | 5:49 am |
They are still fucking down
I tend to be very impatient, and this is truly trying. I have nothing else to do right now, and im not fucking tired. No naturally, the thing that supplies late night entertainment is all but gone. Ag. I had an interesting dream last night, its a dream that I have periodically. The dream is that I am laying in bed trying to go to sleep. But I am breaking my teeth, and taking them out of my mouth, then putting them on the nightstand. Its kinda weird, but then again a lot of things are. Cliff Yiblonski will entertain me for a little while. | | 5:45 am |
yeah, well, thats the digs
I started this in a flurry of boredom as the SA forums were down, and I knew of a few journals here. I have nothing worthwhile to say, so dont bother reading it. To go with this, I have made the page as offensive to the eye as possible. |
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